Greetings dear readers and fellow quarantine-ees! I am coming to you with an extremely important Public Service Announcement about toilet paper, or rather the lack thereof and alternatives to toilet paper.
If you were not expecting this pandemic to come so soon and hit the TP supply so hard and you were not prepared and are now out of TP and using any number of TP alternatives that you have learned from this blog, DO NOT FLUSH THEM DOWN THE TOILET.
If you flush your newspaper, banana leaf, blank book page, paper towel, wet wipe, etc. you will cause havoc with our sewer system. DON'T MAKE A BAD SITUATION WORSE BY BACKING UP THE SEWER. We still have our infrastructure so far, and things are going to get better, so please do your best to keep things moving.
Rest assured, the lack of TP is temporary and they are working very hard to get it back in stock. In the meantime, if you have extra, don't be a capitalist and try to cash in on the lack of supply and high demand by price gouging out of the back of your car in a parking lot like this guy.
Until next time!
No comments:
Post a Comment